Prop Master Gifts

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Lance, is that real beer or is it from the prop department? It's from the prop department. However, I should point out that out property master's devotion to realism is unparalleled in the comic strip industry.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Face painting.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Untidy bedroom