Prop Enthusiast Gifts

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

That's obviously a comedy-prop arrow on your head, Mr. Fusco. My diagnosis would be Steve Martin Syndrome, but for the fact that you lack one key symptom: Humor.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Arts and crafts

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Building Blocks.

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Clam Spearing

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Christmas Craftwork

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Air Dentistry

Dog Realtor

Clear construction agreements are important.