Prop Enthusiast Mugs

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Arts and crafts

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Building Blocks.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Pelican and Origami

Clam Spearing

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Air Dentistry

'This is close enough.'

Christmas Craftwork

Dog Realtor

Clear construction agreements are important.

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'