Prop Comedian Mugs

"Old Testament prop comic."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Support group for sheep.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

'We've identified the reason for our earning's shortfall. It seems our company is run by a bunch of rabbits.'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'Hello, my name is Death'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'I baked it especially for you.'

"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."

"He can't tell his left from his right."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'