Potion Master Gifts

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'It works. So what if the Food and Drug Administration doesn't approve of it?'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"And a piece of algae for Omega-3."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'Gather round, class. Timmy's getting some rather interesting results from his experiment.'

We've got to cut the drugs budget somehow.. now pass me the bat droppings!

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Witch's Brew.

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

"The usual, please."

'If we put this in the drinking water, ever sink state resident in Britain will feel the uncontrollable urge to travel to Afghanistan and defeat the Taliban.'

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"Eye of Newt? Who writes this stuff?"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Spooky Chemistry.

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.

"Let's see... some sugar, ... now spice... and, uh oh... It looks like I may be out of nice! I guess I'll just use sugar twice!"

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."