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"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Face painting.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Chicken

Untidy bedroom

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Your're mum's well wicked."