Protocol Master Gifts

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

The shining light of open-source software.

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

Tape-to-go: Suppliers of red tape

Mister Pickle

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

"If you want something done give it to a busy man."

'Our next speaker won't bore you with a long speech. He can do it with a short one...'

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'

Six Degrees of Separation Anxiety

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles