Reflex Master Gifts

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Gary turns 40.

"The overthinker"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

How the goat got square eyes.

Relaxing on a sofa

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Musician plugged into amp.

Solitaire card shark.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."