Reflex Master Mugs

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

ZZZZZZZ Top

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Gary turns 40.

"The overthinker"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

How the goat got square eyes.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Relaxing on a sofa

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Solitaire card shark.

Musician plugged into amp.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"