Restraint Master Mugs

An act of amazing restraint.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Gary turns 40.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Yoga in Heaven

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Play golf on the billiards table.

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

"There goes a man of few words."

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Gymnastics.

Bench Press you!

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Don't worry lad, we're all nervous at first."

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

Sloth...

'Why is a teacher always first on the scene?'