Rental Warriors Pillows

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Returns"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

House hunting is cruel.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Sold It All.

Gas Bill

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

The lessor of two evils.

"Any chance of some credit?"

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"