Rental Guru Pillows

Does your building allow dogs? No. Ironically, it does allow mice.

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

Reverse Mortgage.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Sold his air rights."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'