Rental Guru Mugs

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Sold his air rights."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'