Rental Reviewers Pillows

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"Have you tried Trip Advisor?"

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

"Look! It's the Buy-to-let brigade."

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

'If renting is so expensive, why not move back in which your parents?'

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

"More federal aid for lazy, shiftless renters. . . ? No thanks!!"

Renting is so expensive these days. Why don't you move back with your parents? Good idea, except...they're still living with their parents.

"...and there's a $30 monthly balloon animal pet fee."