Rent Warrior Pillows

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Coleridge'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

House hunting is cruel.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Breaking Through

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

The interminable!

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Sold It All.

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'