Rent Warrior Prints

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Coleridge'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

Breaking Through

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

House hunting is cruel.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

The interminable!

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Sold It All.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"