Retirement Warrior Prints

Pension Schemes, Pension Scams

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Exercise Bars

Yoga To-Do