Rental Advocate Pillows

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"There, that's better!"

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

"I've been evicted."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

Cut and Paste.