Rental Advocate Gifts

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Homeless count.

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

"Airbnb?"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"There, that's better!"

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

"I've been evicted."

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

The Bright Side