Tenant Rights Advisor Gifts

'And this is my landlord...'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Hands off my IP

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"We need to be careful."

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Need I remind you, Doctor, that you signed over intellectual property rights to the lab?'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

'I've invented copyright.'

Turtle Eviction

Box sold: 'I told you the property market was improving.'

"I've been evicted."

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

Almost sold.

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."