Tenant Rights Advisor Pillows

'And this is my landlord...'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Home Sweet Sign

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"We need to be careful."

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

Hands off my IP

'Need I remind you, Doctor, that you signed over intellectual property rights to the lab?'

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Turtle Eviction

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"I've been evicted."

Box sold: 'I told you the property market was improving.'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

Almost sold.