Rental Rights Crusader Pillows

"I don't want to live in the street."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Keystone XL

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Voting Difficulties

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Spiked prison bunk.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Chinese Child Labor Day.

John Lewis

"There, that's better!"

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

B.B.C. Watchdog

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

Cut and Paste.

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'