Housing Crusader Pillows

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Bureau of Power to the People

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"Parts and labor?"

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Life in The Halfassic Age

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'We lost funding.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"There, that's better!"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Bird Green Peace

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'