Renewing Wedding Vows Gifts

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'

"I am so relieved! Those secret family meetings were not about a possible divorce: they're renewing their wedding vows!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Gates of heaven

Wedding selfie stick

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Old Love

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Woman: 'I, Linda...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.' / Man:'And I, Shaun...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.'

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

A dancing couple

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'