Vow Renewers Gifts

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Wedding selfie stick

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

Old Love

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

Woman: 'I, Linda...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.' / Man:'And I, Shaun...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

"What happened to that tiny little ounce of passion we used to have?"