Renewing Vows Gifts

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"What happened to that tiny little ounce of passion we used to have?"

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Ask Sadie. Sadie, how do you keep the romance alive in a senior relationship? Signed, Randy. *Actual reader question. I'd like to bring in my correspondent to handle this one. Oh, do I have to, Snookums? I don't know what to say to these people. I think I'm going to take a pass. DO IT OR NO NOOKIE FOR YOU UNTIL 2029. Communication and compromise.

Of course my love is unconditional! We put it in the pre-nup, remember?

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

A dancing couple

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Gates of heaven

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Wedding selfie stick

Old Love

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

Houdini re-incarnated.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

Woman: 'I, Linda...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.' / Man:'And I, Shaun...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.'

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

For our 25th anniversary, I think we should renew our vow not to kill each other.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'