Renewal Of Vows Gifts

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Old Love

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Wedding selfie stick

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Gates of heaven

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

Woman: 'I, Linda...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.' / Man:'And I, Shaun...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.'

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'

"What happened to that tiny little ounce of passion we used to have?"

A dancing couple

Second marriage vows.

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"Good news, Turner, We've chewed you up but have decided not to spit you out."

"I thought celibacy only happened if you got married."

In Sickness And In Hell