Remote Control Tactician Gifts

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Building business relations.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Snooker.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Wi-Fi password?

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Remote control bridge in bath.

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Sloth...