Remote Control Tactician Prints

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Board Game Hunter

Building business relations.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Snooker.

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Arsene Wenger

This Amount of Computer Code

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Wi-Fi password?

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Remote control bridge in bath.

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

Nun hammering with a crucifix