Tech Tactician Prints

Wi-Fi password?

"Depends on how you define intuitive."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

Smart phones and dumb people?

Cyber War

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Human males marking territory.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Stone Age

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.