Technique Tactician Prints

'Jill's right. 'We offer a challenging work environment' sounds better than 'Welcome to the salt mines.''

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."