Treat Tactician Prints

Rover's Cake

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"That was a rumor day."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."