Trust Tactician Prints

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

US and the EU

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"That was a rumor day."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

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"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

"Whither NATO?"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'