Remote Collectors Pillows

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Please feel free to browse."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'How old is this vase?'

"We've lost the remote."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.