Remote Control Collector Pillows

Remote control brains

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

'Yes, this a universal remote, but no, the mute button won't work on your loud mouth brother-in-law.'

'Will you give me that-I want to see more than 30 seconds of 'Eastenders' for once!'

Guardian angels sometimes fight over what to watch over.

'You missed a channel.'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Wait, let me gt my universal remote!"

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Please feel free to browse."

Remote control car breakdown.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

Mind control

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.