Remote Control Collector Mugs

Remote control brains

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

'Yes, this a universal remote, but no, the mute button won't work on your loud mouth brother-in-law.'

'Will you give me that-I want to see more than 30 seconds of 'Eastenders' for once!'

Guardian angels sometimes fight over what to watch over.

'You missed a channel.'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Wait, let me gt my universal remote!"

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Remote Control Duck

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Penguin Remote

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Please feel free to browse."

Remote control car breakdown.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Mind control