Collecting Remote Controls Pillows

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I said give me the remote.'

'I'm busy looking for my contact lens so I can look for the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Submarine Hunter.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"You seem very remote."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'Does it have a remote control?'

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."