Collecting Remote Controls Gifts

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I said give me the remote.'

'I'm busy looking for my contact lens so I can look for the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'Does it have a remote control?'