Robot Collector Pillows

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Brick Salesman

Artificial hearts.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I wonder what this was for."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Please feel free to browse."