Rem Enthusiast Gifts

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."