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'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"And this is our media room."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Turtle Trailer Court

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Computer Class.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Edison invents the personal stereo

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.