Reluctant Therapist Goer Gifts

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

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"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'I hate all holidays!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Turmoil change.

Emotional Support Pest

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."