Reluctant Environmentalist Gifts

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Insect extinction

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

COP26

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

The unforgiving tree

Raining Leaves.

COP29

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'