'Can you get them on an e-reader?'
Religious Text Downloader Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone fascinated by religious texts and creative pursuits? Our collection features witty, charming items that celebrate faith with a humorous twist. Perfect for fans of spiritual inspiration and artistic expression, these products bring a delightful mix of reverence and fun, making them ideal for those who cherish their faith and their creativity.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Moses on the web
John Bunyan
'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
Meet the Author
'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'
The Ordered List
Holy Bible
"Do you have anything else by the same author?"
"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"
'Does it come on Disc?'
Pastoring for Dummies
Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'
Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.
'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'
"We only have the Bible."
'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'
'I downloaded them from heaven.'
'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'
"I think it means this is how they treat you 'In Rhode Island'."
"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."
"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."
Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.
"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."
"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."
"Woo! Three new followers!"
"Amazing Graze..."
'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'
Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.
God's Proofreader
Milk Of The Word
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7
Nativity: Saviour on Board
Religious Text Downloader Gifts Collection
Religious Text Downloader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs with religious texts and creative quotes—perfect for morning inspiration and humorous reflections of faith.
Religious Text Downloader Pillows
Find the perfect religious text pillows to add a meaningful and cozy touch to your loved one's space, blending faith and comfort effortlessly.
Religious Text Downloader Prints
Decorate with our religious text prints—artful and inspiring pieces that beautifully showcase faith and creativity in your home or office.
Religious Text Downloader T-Shirts
Discover our range of religious text t-shirts, combining spiritual insights with clever designs for everyday wear that speaks your faith with style.