Collecting Religious Texts Gifts

"We only have the Bible."

John Bunyan

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Meet the Author

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

Holy Bible

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

José Saramago

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

Money or no money, root of all evil?

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

All of Rev.Tuttle's sermons are videotaped in case one of congregates runs for public office.

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

Texting Monks.

"It's not my fault I got the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins mixed up!"

Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires)

Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.

Pope John Paul II.

Argentine celebrates election of new pope.