Religious Text Downloader Pillows

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Moses on the web

John Bunyan

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Meet the Author

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

The Ordered List

Holy Bible

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'Does it come on Disc?'

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

"We only have the Bible."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"I think it means this is how they treat you 'In Rhode Island'."

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

"Woo! Three new followers!"

"Amazing Graze..."

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.

God's Proofreader

Milk Of The Word

And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7

Nativity: Saviour on Board