Religious Text Collector Pillows

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"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

John Bunyan

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Holy Bible

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

"We only have the Bible."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

All of Rev.Tuttle's sermons are videotaped in case one of congregates runs for public office.

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

Matthew, Mark, Luke and 'John'.

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

Gold, frankincense and 'Merrrr'.

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Texting Monks.

"Weird. It says we'll all die this year."

The early bird got more than anticipated this morning.

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

"It's not my fault I got the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins mixed up!"

Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.

"One god... one church... one collection."