Religious Observances Gifts

The Passover Police

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

R.C.I.A.

2pm meet your Creator

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Promised Land Signpost

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Holy moly!"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Congregation

Pesach Shopping

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

"It's about the Commandments. We're not getting the buy-in we'd hoped for."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Christening

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

Pesach Nightmares

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."