Religious Festivals Gifts

Saint Mother Teresa of Calcuta

Overly zealous children

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Santa does a keg stand.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Christmas Presents.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Easter Egg Delivery