Christian Festivals Gifts

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

O Christmas Tea

A woman in prayer

Merry Kissmas

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Marley's Ghost

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Decorating the Stables

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.